if you are lgbt+ reblog this i have a secret to tell u
EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
SHES NOT JOKING
I am completely prepared for this.
Hit meh with ya best shot
*whispers* no one gives a fuck about halloween
*dials 911* someone just offended my october aesthetic
I am going to reblog this everyday until halloween
23 DAYS TILL I GET TO SEE TAYLOR FOR TEN DAYS. TEN DAYS. TEN DAYS FILLED WITH GLORIOUS SEX. TEN DAYS FILLED WITH BEING WOOED AND ROMANCED. TEN DAYS WHERE I GET TO FEEL LIKE IM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. TEN DAYS I GET TO FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP TO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. TEN DAYS OF STUPID JOKES. TEN DAYS OF CUDDLING. TEN DAYS TILL I GET TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN PERSON
I got a mosquito bite on my hand and I’m dying
He’s the luckiest guy alive tbh
avoiding my responsibilities like
This should be posted in school hallways.
Halloween display fell over
I feel like he came alive at night and got wasted on free booooooze. But I mean whatever you say man.
I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.