I died laughing for 8 million years
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
Amanda Lepore - proud owner of “The Most Expensive Body on Earth,” has inked a book deal with preeminent, New York-based Vigliano Books to publish her memoir, tentatively titled
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
I’M SORRY I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
I cannot be stopped
this is the most important video i’ve ever seen
This is a spiritual experience.
Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
The Breakfast Club.
they aged as most do
whites don’t crack they shatter
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem