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I'm Jon and I like boys, money, and dancing
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look at how fucking sharp my eyebrow is

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

condommodel:

this is still my fav

illkim:

Looking at your grades at the end of the year like

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ugly:

cartel:

ugly:

stop calling me the c-word

what, you don’t want me calling you cute?

no because you don’t fuck cute

afire-inside:

original-romancer:

That is the most punk thing I’ve seen all day

humpty dumpty fell off the pUNK ASS WALL

heliolisk:

heteroh:

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing

it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing

  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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