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I'm Jon and I like boys, money, and dancing
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officialjeffgoldblum:

if you are lgbt+ reblog this i have a secret to tell u

mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.

versacesquad:

*whispers* no one gives a fuck about halloween

*dials 911* someone just offended my october aesthetic

shitstorm-helbig:

I am going to reblog this everyday until halloween

23 DAYS TILL I GET TO SEE TAYLOR FOR TEN DAYS. TEN DAYS. TEN DAYS FILLED WITH GLORIOUS SEX. TEN DAYS FILLED WITH BEING WOOED AND ROMANCED. TEN DAYS WHERE I GET TO FEEL LIKE IM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. TEN DAYS I GET TO FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP TO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. TEN DAYS OF STUPID JOKES. TEN DAYS OF CUDDLING. TEN DAYS TILL I GET TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN PERSON

twerkingwhiteboy:

I got a mosquito bite on my hand and I’m dying

Anonymous asked: You're hot as fuck! That bf must be lucky to have ya

He’s the luckiest guy alive tbh

I got a mosquito bite on my hand and I’m dying

  • women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
  • men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

punk2007:

avoiding my responsibilities like 

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sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

soundcolored:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

I am crying

relatively-strange:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

I feel like he came alive at night and got wasted on free booooooze. But I mean whatever you say man.

princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.